Surviving a Police Encounter?

DON'T PANIC?

As I said above (or before), OBVIOUSLY, best thing to do is NOT TO TALK to Police, however, sometimes they get mad if you remain silent and in order not to get beat up, arrested, or shot, you have to open your mouth (to talk that is). So, if and when that happens, you better know what to say because it can be the difference between night and day. Obviously, the first thing I say is "Am I under arrest?" and whatever their answer (which will probably be NO), I say "Am I free to go?" and whatever their answer (which will probably be NO), I say "Am I under arrest?" and whatever their answer (which will probably be NO), I say "Am I free to go?" and whatever their answer (which will probably be NO), and whatever their answer, I say "Am I under arrest?" and whatever their answer (which will probably be NO), I say "Am I free to go?" and whatever their answer (which will probably be NO), I say "Under protest, duress and coercion, I do not understand, so I am reserving all my rights" and then I would ask what they want, but I would be extremely careful because we all know that you shouldn't talk to police under any circumstances, right? However, in case you do,